Monday, April 27, 2009

Dear World: When I Get To Austin...

I am so fucking getting a job. One without children screaming and clutching at me.

And breaking my artwork. And leaving shit all around.

I am tired of this.

3 Comments:

Blogger UberDILF said...

Then don't get a job in advertising, cause there is still clutching, and breaking of artwork and leaving shit around. Oh, and screaming.

6:42 AM  
Blogger sunshine said...

Hahaha! Love this post! I can relate.
(just floated over here from Randal's. Thought I'd say hi since we are both 39, Virgo's and Milfs!!)
Anyhow.. someone asked me the other day what I was going to do with myself when my youngest begins school this fall. (because you KNOW that when the children aren't home there's absolutly nothing left to do.. right?)
He said..and I quote..."Why don't you get a job working with children? You'd be great at that."
Okay... I have 4 kids. My oldest is almost 16 and my youngest is 4. If I have to get a job working with *shiver* children.. I just might as well kill myself now.
I'm thinking more like.. an office. Me filing my nails in between checking my Facebook and Blog.
Ahhhh... yes. That's sounds just about right!
Great blog you have here! I love it. I'll be back... unless you block me or something!
((Hugs))
Laura

11:16 AM  
Blogger Ćœbermilf said...

It's not that I don't like kids, but I did my time.

7:49 AM  

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